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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Jak 2 is a gaming masterpiece!

Well. As of today Jak 2 is finally over. I completed it early this morning. The last level was fantastically atmospheric and action-packed. If a little easy. I have enjoyed the game tremendously and loved every second of the 40 hours it took me to complete it. Well apart from that turret level. The plot was well concieved and initiated, the script was pacy and humourous and the gameplay was fun and fluid with adrenaline fuelled combat. The platforming sections were colossal and daunting in a gaspingly brilliant way that I have only encountered in games of Prince of Persia's calibre. Whilst you played you got the impression that you were indeed in another world. There was little restraint and there was always something to do. The whole of Haven City throbbed with life and the lack of loading times was a welcome addition. But the moments I lived for were the breath-taking views of Haven City. Jak 2 is the only game I have played where I have spent 5 minutes just looking. The whole world is gorgeous in a oh-my-f***ing-God-just-look-at-that-scenery kinda way. Buy this game.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Web Courtesy: Basic Manners on the Internet

Courtesy generates respect and a stronger community. It is an essential part of any group, internet based or otherwise. You don't get a second chance at a first impression. On the internet there is often nothing to distinguish you apart from the way you treat other people. Flame someone aggressively for an ill-judged remark and you can deter that person from contributing. It is the easiest way to root out the newcomers. It also reflects badly on the person who made the unpleasant remark. People looking at the comments you've made are likely to be shocked and will probably decide they don't want to get to know such an unfriendly person. If a community is built on aggressive and impolite behaviour then friendships may be broken and there is a risk of the entire community dwindling due to the newcomers (and even experienced users) been driven away. On the flip side a polite remark can make all the difference. Even if you're insulting a person or their point of view then manners are often helpful. If you're trying to reason with a person (eg that's wrong!) then they're more likely to listen to your advice or consider your words if you tell them in a relatively nice manner, than if you just shout obscenities at them. So next time you come across someone who is plainly wrong or misguided then take time to consider. Are they new? Do they need an experienced user to give them much-needed advice? Give them a polite nudge. Gently point out that they've got it wrong. Then give them the facts in a clear and concise manner. Remember: these web communities were built in goodwill. If comments are enabled it's more worthwhile to have a polite discussion than to swear loudly and leave. You might appreciate the manners of a stranger one of these days...

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters

Fans of the action-packed Ratchet and Clank game series for PlayStation 2 will be delighted to discover that a new installment is on the way. But this time it's on PlayStation Portable. The much-loved action looks set for another outing. A game demo posted on SCEI's new Game Share gave a preview of the game to come. As so far only the sketchiest of plot details have been divulged by Insomniac or High Impact Games. The story involves an ancient group known as the Technomites and the trail of a kidnapped child... According to the official PSP site the game demo bears a similar theme to previous Ratchet titles. New weapons are available and Clank is promised a more prominent role. 4 player wireless scraps will also be an option. The game is still in the early stages of development. Size Matters is due to be released in 2007. Via: The Official PSP Site, palgn.com

Why the Xbox 360 will fail

Well it seems to me that the Xbox 360 got the jump on the PS3. This was the marketing man's dream; an unrivalled presence in a popular market. But Microsoft got greedy. I was in a Currys electronics store the other day and was considering whether the new Xbox 360 was a worthy investment. I had a go on the demo console and the graphics were impressive and the console seemed well kitted. I had a look at the pricing and was shocked to discover that the core system with the basic essentials (core unit and wired controllers) is priced at approx £209.99 whereas buyers are expected to shell out around £279.99 for the real deal with the flash hard drive and wireless controllers. Now I don't want to sound pedantic but can we really be expected to shell out an extra £70 for the everyone really wants? My advice is this: if you're really focused on getting the best of the new console generation then be patient. The PS3 won't be out unitl November 2006. Wait until then and benefit from the price-war.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Mission Impossible... the story of my life

Hello people. Just got hold of the new Dummies guide entitled 'Blogging for Dummies'. Among the tips for better blogging was a section that encouraged the reader to blog as if emailing their best friend. Well there you go. You guys are now my best friends. Feel privileged. Well what's new? I've recently seen the new film Mission Impossible 3. And it's good. Almost good enough to warrant the extortionate ticket price ( I've started twitching when people mention Cineworld). The plot is the best feature; a sweeping narrative that grips to the watcher and pulls off daring twists that will surprise and delight. The action is solid too, if a bit flamboyant ( witness the action scenes and see if you can honestly make yourself believe that Tom Cruise could have survived them). The film is excellent on a whole with worthy performances from the cast. I've also just joined the site Digg under the pseudonym of General Kenobi. It's a sort of online community where everyone submits interesting stories or links and other users vote (digg) to decide which posts appear on the homepage. It seems to work. I'll let you know how i get on.
I'm also reading a superb novel entitled Fatherland by Robert Harris. It's an epic story built on the premise that, as the blurb proclaims: Lives! Germany Won World War Two! It's even more riveting than it sounds. You can barely read it without shivering. It's based on 's real life plans, dreams and ambitions. It really is a shocking look at what could have happened if a few brave countries hadn't stood up and taken action. Get it from your local library or order it here.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

First Chapter of Book

As requested by o2thoughtful An ominous silence hung drearily over the desert like a shroud. A foul wind flung dust across the skyline. Jack Dillon stumbled forwards like a man possessed. He was oblivious to everything: the howling wind, the bitter heat, the scorching sunlight. His fear was raw and real and his entire body dripped with sweaty terror. He was the survivor of a massacre and his enemies were hunting him. He was a desert pirate; a sword hung at his waist and he knew how to fight. He had seen battle. He had fought a dozen enemies. Now everyone was dead and Jack was running away. He tripped in the thick desert sand and emitted a tiny shriek of terror as he fell to the ground. He pulled himself shakily to his feet, glancing briefly over his shoulder. Silhouetted against the horizon was a single figure. Jack’s body was instantly paralysed with fear. Two pinpricks of hollow yellow light flickered maliciously from the figure’s face. The predator marched fluidly towards the terrified bandit. With a last burst of adrenaline, Jack scuttled frantically away. Four days of flight had deadened his strength until his limbs throbbed with fatigue. But in his last moments his strength came gushing back in a flood of self-denial. With a roar of pain and frantic clawing terror he pressed on, his body alight with the fire of desperation. As he scrambled on all fours the creature marched tirelessly, almost casually, towards him. The strong not-quite-human legs of the pursuer strolled powerfully and viciously in Jack’s direction. The figure was half hidden in a dust cloud, walking with an authoritive gait that hinted at arrogance; the calm, lethal stride of an enemy who knows he has won. But it wasn’t over. Even as Jack finally collapsed a vehicle thundered out of the dust. It was a jeep with an armoured bonnet and three tons of attitude. With a last conscious breath Jack gasped as a man seized him from the dust. He slipped gratefully into oblivion as he was laid to rest on the dusty back seat. +++ The group in the vehicle had pursued the creature for a week – despairing at a puncture and weeping stoically as they witnessed a village torn apart. Now at the heart of the wilderness they were ready for vengeance. Jack’s rescuer was a seven foot tall giant named Cion: the kind of man who you would have instantly dismissed as a builder had he not been blessed with calm intelligent eyes and a large energy weapon. As it was he gestured warily to his followers with his gun. His squad leapt into positions: one a striking red-head with a cold smile, the other a young boy of fourteen with a mop of sandy hair. They calmly primed their weapons almost sub-consciously, their eyes carefully tracking the approaching predator. They were all three of them dressed in black combat jumpsuits, with a collection of nasty weaponry strapped to every bolt and buckle on their body. Pistols, shotguns, machine guns, hunting knifes and crossbows adorned them and they wore them with casual indifference, the easy familiarity of seasoned warriors. To say the predator was taken aback would be a gross understatement, he had, after all just been completely blind-sided by a commando squad with a small countries’ worth of armaments. He stood rooted to the spot, his rotten body illuminated in the headlights. He was a terrifying sight; an almost humanoid creature straight out of a horror movie; all decaying flesh and claws. But in the glare of the lights he was like a cornered animal. ‘Look at him,’ said the red-haired girl, ‘what a great big pathetic lump.’ If Jack had been conscious he would have argued his corner; pointed out the claws clogged with congealed blood, the fangs dripping with saliva and hatred. As it was Jack was a heap in the back seat. The boy scoffed. ‘Yeah,’ he said, ‘let’s call out the animal rights campaigners. You saw what that thing did to the villagers. I doubt his mother will miss him.’ The creature was unable to talk but, if he could, he’d have probably told them to get on with it. The beast snarled and unsheathed his claws. ‘Stop arguing,’ said Cion, ‘we don’t have time for a debate.’ As if in agreement the creature leapt forwards and knocked the girl flying. She muttered something about the injustices of life and promptly pinned the creature to the bonnet with twelve rounds from her pistol. The boy leant over her. ‘Changed your mind have you?’ he said. He dodged a slap and grinned cheekily. ‘Shut up Cypher,’ she said, ‘and help the lady get to her feet.’ He helped her up. ‘I doubt the creature would call you a lady with a straight face,’ he retorted. Cion turned and impaled them with a glare that would have thawed an iceberg. ‘Kate, Cypher: shut the hell up. We’ve got company.’ He gestured to the clouded horizon where dozens of figures began to emerge. ‘Great,’ muttered Cypher in a stage whisper. ‘The creature had a social life.’ Kate hurled him a flamethrower from the back seat. ‘Less babbling, more frying.’ Cion raised his rifle to his shoulder. ‘Show time.’ Cypher faked a groan. ‘We’re about to die and you used a line like that?’ Before the man could consider aiming at Cypher instead, the swarm of beasts roared and charged the human rescue party. They were a fearsome site to behold; a horde of monsters with dark eyes and sharp claws; every one of them six feet of fluid muscle and rotting tissue. There was no mercy in their fierce stride. Cion blasted great burning chunks out of the leaders with his energy rifle, and the creatures fell with furious shrieks. As the beasts neared Kate raised her shotgun and coolly blasted three more into dark oblivion. Cypher hit a dozen of them with a prolonged burst of flame that scorched the flesh off their bones. By the time the creatures were in striking distance half of them had fallen to the desert floor. They raised their wiry arms and leapt upon the humans, tearing at the air with their claws. Kate took a step back and drew a samurai sword from her back with polished ease. Three of the beasts were cut in half in the first swipe as she slashed expertly. Beside her Cypher had abandoned his flamethrower and stood brandishing a hunting knife with a trembling arm. He was so intent on keeping his arm straight that he didn’t notice a creature leap over the jeep and dive for his throat. With a flip right out of a martial arts movie Kate landed on the roof of the jeep and did a neat pirouette, cleaving the creature apart. Cypher stared at her with wide eyes. She sighed theatrically. ‘Why is it me who always saves your ass?’ Cypher grinned. ‘Is it because you love me too much to let me go?’ ‘You wish,’ she scoffed as she slashed the heads off a pair of creatures. Their snarling heads hit the sand with a soft thud. In front of them Cion pistol-whipped the last stragglers. ‘Game over,’ he said and Cypher groaned. ‘More video game one-liners,’ he muttered.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Critics Slam Da Vinci Code Film

The summer's big blockbuster, the da Vinci Code, has suffered poor reviews left, right and centre.

It seems that the leaps of logic and clever deduction, so easy for the mind to interpret, have translated badly to film. Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt said that the movie "beautifully exposes all its flaws and nightmares of logic".

Tom Hanks who plays Robert Langdon was also heavily criticised, with Richard Corliss of Time magazine reporting that Hanks "seems to sleepwalk through the part".

However the British actors Sir Ian McKellen and Alfred Molina have received much praise and credited with salvaging some entertainment for the audience. McKellen has been highly spoken of for his role as Sir Leigh Teabing and Molina put in an apparrently excellent performance as Opus Dei archbishop Aringorosa. Just shows that those big budget American actors are, well, American.

It remains to be seen whether the negative feedback can blunt the charge of the Da Vinci Code movie. But perhaps the poor performances of the leading pair can be attributed to them struggling to get their head out of the Da Vinci Code novel. I can certainly empathise with a problem of this nature. It is, at the end of the day, a superb book.

Extract from my new book

Please note: this a draft of a section of a book I am writing. I would be delighted for you to read and comment on it but could you please refrain from copying or using any section of this text. Thank you. An ominous silence hung drearily over the desert like a shroud. A foul wind flung dust across the skyline. Jack Dillon stumbled forwards like a man possessed.

He was oblivious to everything; the howling wind, the bitter heat, the scorching sunlight. His fear was raw and real and his entire body dripped with sweaty . He was the survivor of a massacre and his enemies were hunting him.

He was a desert bandit; a sword hung at his waist and he knew how to fight. He had seen battle. He had fought a dozen enemies. Now everyone was and Jack was running away.

He tripped in the thick desert sand and emitted a tiny shriek of as he fell to the ground. He pulled himself shakily to his feet, glancing briefly over his shoulder. Silhouetted against the horizon was a single figure. Jack’s body was instantly paralysed with fear. Two pinpricks of hollow yellow light flickered maliciously from the figure’s face. The mechanical predator marched fluidly towards the terrified bandit. With a last burst of adrenaline, Jack scuttled frantically away.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Funny business writing...

I'm writing a book. Not a simple matter I assure you. No matter what great ideas you come up with you suddenly discover, when faced with a blank sheet, that you just can't translate it to paper. Then there's the problem of the developing imagination. Problem you say? Yes, problem and saviour. Let's say you're fuelled with inspiration and you bash out three or so pages. Next day your great idea develops flaws. Back to square one. The end result of the developing idea is a greater masterpiece but frustration can often set in. So to produce great work you have to be patient and give the idea room to branch out and grow. The Wachowski Brothers refer to the Matrix films as their sea-monkey, rapidly growing and developing new concepts and parts. I concur; writing is always a work in progress.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

New Keane Album

The new album by British group Keane is out on the 12th of June. It's titled Under The Iron Sea and you can hear a sample of the track Is It Any Wonder? on the website keane.co.uk. The song demonstrates a new style that may appeal to new listeners, but whether or not this will be approved by existing fans remains to be seen.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Northern Lights Film

For those of you who don't know (perish the thought) Northern Lights is the first book in the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman. It is a triumph of narrative, imagination and fearless scope powerfully executed. And at last there's gonna be a film. Philip Pullman is going to have little to do with the film itself but he approves of the latest script by Chris Weitz. It looks set to be a visual feast and it should be interesting to see the film industry's take on the trilogy. But for maximum enjoyment I'd recommend reading the first book, if not the trilogy, beforehand. The books are fantastic and, if you read them first, it'll prevent you coming to read them after you see the film and having the spectacle dimmed. You can get them from the library if you're like me and are a cheapskate or buy from Amazon.co.uk. Have fun.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

So this is Firefox...

Well isn't this fun. I've now got Firefox on my memory stick. It works just like a program; you install all the necessary files and the portable app itself and you can boot Firefox directly off your USB flashdrive. The portable app leaves no trace on any computer: it saves everything onto your stick so you can just plug and play on any computer anywhere. Cool, eh? Anyway enough about that, what about Firefox? I have the latest version in portable format and it's really quite neat. It works with a tabbed browsing format allowing you to have multiple sites running at a time in one window without the hassle of opening numerous windows and crashing your PC. You can even get RSS feeds running directly into a dedicated Live Bookmarks toolbar to keep you up to date with the latest news. Whoopee! Internet Explorer is . Worse than : obsolete. But the real master piece is the number of add-ons and extensions you can install to tweak and enhance Firefox. At the moment I've got an Adblock tool, a live weather forecaster, a little tab that allows you to render pages with the IE engine and a blog add-on for easy posting. Great stuff. You can download Firefox at Firefox.com. It's easy to get to grips with and there's lots of scope for personalisation. Give it a go. And in case you're interested Portable Firefox can be had at PortableApps.com.

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