Ultimate Cool

It's official. Snowboarding is the coolest sport on the planet. Before you all leave swears on my comments section allow me to explain. Snowboarding is a heady mix of adrenaline and swagger, with riders achieving breathtaking speeds and ludicrous tricks and stunts. You just look so damn cool on a snowboard. It's the only sport where you can wear a fluorescent hoodie, baggy trousers, a ridiculous hat and over-sized goggles without people throwing rocks at you or convulsing with laughter. Skateboarders look stupid and childish. Snowboarders look like gods. The most basic of tricks can make an idiot look like an alpine king. It's every boy's dream to stick your middle finger up at common sense and throw yourself about on a carpet of snow. Snowboarding is the greatest of all adventures. It's the idea of cutting loose, throwing caution to the wind and chucking yourself about. Admit it lads. You're just dying to grab a board and tear up the slopes.